Starting Strength vs. StrongLifts: Can Someone Just Pick One For Me?
Alright, here we are. Another lifter caught in the endless quagmire of starting strength versus StrongLifts. You'd think choosing a program would be easy, right? Just pick one and hit the gym, but no, it's like picking between dying slowly of boredom or jumping into a pit of vipers. Both programs promise gains, but they come with their own special brand of bullshit that you have to sift through.
Starting Strength is like the old wise man on the mountain, preaching about the sanctity of the squat and the importance of form. You'll be cranking out 5x5s and feeling like a god, until you realize that you can only back squat so many times before your knees start sending you hate mail. Plus, if you're like me, the thought of doing a million sets of presses is enough to make you want to punch a wall. On the other hand, StrongLifts is the slightly more trendy cousin that adds a little flair to the monotony. More variety means you get to flirt with different movements, but it's still a lot of 5x5 nonsense. Do I really need to be benching every week?
Both programs are designed for beginners who want to get strong without a PhD in exercise science, but I'm not a beginner. I've been lifting for a decade, and frankly, I'm just trying to survive at this point. The last thing I want is to waste my time figuring out which program is going to ruin me less. I want something that can slap me across the face with some gains, not a slow, gentle caress that leaves me questioning my life choices.
So, here's my plea: can someone who's actually done both break it down for me? What's the verdict? If you had to pick one and live with it for the rest of your life, which one would it be?
And please spare me the 'it depends' crap. I want an answer. Or at least a good meme to distract me from my existential crisis.